Its crazy talk, I tell you! CRAZY TALK!

A conversation I had with a friend...we are both rather crazy, and we feed off eachother rather well...

Enjoy!



GentleGiant0: It's summer here, but still popcicles are
a year round treat here
GentleGiant0: anyway is right
Bodyguard Bu: damn straight...i'm always right
Bodyguard Bu: even if i'm not, i still am.
GentleGiant0: Right... Australian for beer
Bodyguard Bu: she says thanks again
Bodyguard Bu: actually, beer is australian (or to be a pedantic fool-english)
for 'act like an idiot and fall over lots'
GentleGiant0: GranToga... Australian for drunk
Bodyguard Bu: no...not really.
GentleGiant0: I know, I'm trying to make a funny
Bodyguard Bu: its spanish for 'insult me again. i have a gun'
GentleGiant0: haha
GentleGiant0: get out of my house! I'll turn the light on so you can see the door.
Bodyguard Bu: rather useful if i ever go to spain
Bodyguard Bu: what? oh damn...gotta stop eating catnip

Bodyguard Bu: but do you often let complete strangers have conversations in your living room surrounded by dirty laundry?
GentleGiant0: not by choice
[05:46:46 PM] Bodyguard Bu: oh...right..the rope...sorry
[05:47:05 PM] GentleGiant0: what rope?
[05:48:12 PM] Bodyguard Bu: ok....you..oh dear god your A HEAD IN A JAR?!?
[05:49:01 PM] GentleGiant0: The irony is that although I'm a giant, I'm a gentle giant.[05:49:15 PM] Bodyguard Bu: in a jar....
[05:49:55 PM] Bodyguard Bu: without a body...
[05:50:17 PM] Bodyguard Bu: i think i'll be going now :
[05:50:29 PM] GentleGiant0: I'm kind off lost, but in a good place
[05:50:29 PM] Bodyguard Bu: (wheres that damn camera)
[05:51:22 PM] Bodyguard Bu: wait...this isnt your hou....are those bones?[05:51:41 PM] Bodyguard Bu: right....i'll be outside.....
[05:51:49 PM] GentleGiant0: it's hard to say what remnants lie on the floor
[05:52:09 PM] GentleGiant0: especially cheese and cigar ashes
[05:52:52 PM] Bodyguard Bu: (i hope thisis the catnip....)
[05:53:41 PM] GentleGiant0: the catnip is for the rats
[05:53:47 PM] GentleGiant0: and the rats are for the cat
[05:54:03 PM] Bodyguard Bu: ugh!.,...how'd you get out here?
[05:54:19 PM] GentleGiant0: one step
[05:54:43 PM] Bodyguard Bu: but...you have no legs.
[05:55:09 PM] GentleGiant0: how did I lose my legs?
[05:55:35 PM] Bodyguard Bu: how the the hell do i know?
[05:55:46 PM] Bodyguard Bu: you're a head. in. a. jar.
[05:55:58 PM] Bodyguard Bu: maybe you should deal with that first
[05:56:08 PM] GentleGiant0: i must have lost my memory too, in the great ware
[05:56:12 PM] GentleGiant0: war*
[05:57:00 PM] Bodyguard Bu: right....i'm talking to a decrepit old giant. who is a head in a jar. that is following me....
[05:57:15 PM] Bodyguard Bu: (gotta find someone)
[05:58:27 PM] Bodyguard Bu: well....that was...interesting
[05:59:10 PM] Bodyguard Bu: may i post that on my blog? that was a near degeneration into semimadness....
[05:59:15 PM] GentleGiant0: what's interesting is how my mother decided to throw away a receipt to a $180 video card that I can't return now if I wanted to
[05:59:22 PM] Bodyguard Bu: twas fun :)
[05:59:59 PM] GentleGiant0: yeah, be my guest, although you don't seem to like my house very much
[06:00:14 PM] Bodyguard Bu: damn those evil mothers.....they appear from nowhere at the worst time
[06:01:12 PM] Bodyguard Bu: thats because you are a giant head in a jar. with memory problems....and a penchant for following me. how did you get upstairs?
[06:01:15 PM] GentleGiant0: taken out of context that conversation is quite dangerous[06:01:20 PM] Bodyguard Bu: and why are you in my room
06:01:28 PM] Bodyguard Bu: (it is isnt it....)
[06:01:33 PM] GentleGiant0: how did I get in here?
[06:01:42 PM] GentleGiant0: you gotta stop doing that man
[06:01:50 PM] Bodyguard Bu: i dont know....you better be able to get out.
[06:02:14 PM] GentleGiant0: I'm just a jar, you could roll down some steps, which somehow I got up
[06:02:18 PM] Bodyguard Bu: i dont do that ma...wait? who the hell is that?
[06:02:43 PM] Bodyguard Bu: where the hell did that man come from?
[06:03:55 PM] GentleGiant0: you're lacking as much sleep as I am

[06:04:14 PM] GentleGiant0: and that man just so happens to be a Chinese Doctor

BLOG EDIT- THAT IS IN CONTEXT TO SOMETHING EARLIER

[06:04:18 PM] GentleGiant0: which explains how I lost my legs
[06:04:34 PM] Bodyguard Bu: oh shit!
[06:04:42 PM] Bodyguard Bu: get out *ch-chk
[06:04:52 PM] Bodyguard Bu: whew....that was close
[06:05:02 PM] GentleGiant0: and everything else for that matter, except the head, I gotta thank who ever supplied the jar though
[06:05:29 PM] Bodyguard Bu: so....now to get you through the door....
[06:05:52 PM] GentleGiant0: just throw me out the window, it's a mason's jar
[06:06:18 PM] Bodyguard Bu: oh...ok. hrnnnHHH,..
[06:06:21 PM] Bodyguard Bu: nope...
[06:06:29 PM] Bodyguard Bu: that wont work
[06:07:10 PM] Bodyguard Bu: erm....
[06:07:40 PM] Bodyguard Bu: great...now i have a giant talking head stuck in my room[06:08:04 PM] GentleGiant0: I suppose...
[06:08:13 PM] GentleGiant0: moving would be an option[06:08:41 PM] Bodyguard Bu: but i just moved....plus, you broke all my stuff....
[06:08:55 PM] GentleGiant0: I don't remember breaking anything
[06:08:56 PM] Bodyguard Bu: at least you are a gentle giant....
[06:09:29 PM] Bodyguard Bu: theres that memory failure again...you've crushed my tv. look behind you
[06:09:55 PM] GentleGiant0: who needs TV when you have high-speed net anyway?
[06:10:02 PM] GentleGiant0: i did you a favor
[06:10:43 PM] Bodyguard Bu: yeah....i didnt watch it....but i was planning on selling it....or throwing it at a car....both would be good
[06:11:18 PM] Bodyguard Bu: wait! maybe you could pay me to throw it at a car?[06:11:27 PM] GentleGiant0: if you were going to throw it at a car, you might as well have sold it then bought a brick and kept the rest
[06:11:54 PM] GentleGiant0: where would a talking head keep a wallet?
[06:12:04 PM] Bodyguard Bu: but..a brick wont smash...
[06:12:34 PM] GentleGiant0: well then get some flourescent lights, they release funny powder when they break too.
[06:13:14 PM] Bodyguard Bu: hmm....i'll write that down
[06:13:45 PM] GentleGiant0: They're fun to huff[06:14:08 PM] Bodyguard Bu: aha....now i see why you have memory problems
[06:14:25 PM] Bodyguard Bu: well...anyway...welcome to my room....
[06:14:36 PM] Bodyguard Bu: do i feed you or what?
[06:14:41 PM] GentleGiant0: memory problems, I have memory problems?
[06:15:00 PM] GentleGiant0: umm, ever seen Little Shop of Horrors? With Rick Moranis?[06:15:10 PM] Bodyguard Bu: ^o)this is going to be fun
[06:15:12 PM] Bodyguard Bu: no
[06:15:26 PM] GentleGiant0: Feed me Seymor?
[06:15:41 PM] GentleGiant0: It's an old movie, anyway...
[06:15:44 PM] Bodyguard Bu: hm....i'll get the phone book..
[06:16:20 PM] Bodyguard Bu: first or last names?
[06:16:41 PM] GentleGiant0: for what?
[06:16:57 PM] Bodyguard Bu: to hit you with
[06:17:08 PM] Bodyguard Bu: leaves no marks
[06:17:12 PM] GentleGiant0: ohhh, first names
[06:17:17 PM] GentleGiant0: they're usually shorter
[06:17:17 PM] Bodyguard Bu: ok
[06:17:54 PM] Bodyguard Bu: pick a name...
06:18:14 PM] GentleGiant0: al
[06:18:26 PM] GentleGiant0: bob?
[06:18:31 PM] Bodyguard Bu: or ....we could order pizz....nah that'd be to expensive.
[06:19:26 PM] GentleGiant0: oooh, Australian made pizza, never had that before
[06:19:38 PM] Bodyguard Bu: ok...hold on...ah! here we go....bob's gardens....*click.* hi bob. we need three palm trees delivered at...*whisper*. thanks. *click.
[06:19:54 PM] Bodyguard Bu: he'll be 10 minutes..then you can eat
[06:20:22 PM] GentleGiant0: palm trees? you can't smoke palm trees man[06:20:25 PM] Bodyguard Bu: just be sure to get rid of the evidence...
[06:20:31 PM] Bodyguard Bu: i meant bob...
[06:20:45 PM] Bodyguard Bu: the palm trees are for the garden
[06:20:59 PM] GentleGiant0: I get it now
[06:21:38 PM] Bodyguard Bu: we'll strike a deal....i supply....er....food. you dont eat me.[06:22:09 PM] Bodyguard Bu: besides...you wont be able to get out (i still dont know how you got in...)
[06:22:18 PM] GentleGiant0: you'd have to get in the jar wouldn't you?
[06:22:24 PM] Bodyguard Bu: nope
[06:23:24 PM] Bodyguard Bu: rope and pulley system!
[06:23:55 PM] GentleGiant0: rope, aka floss
[06:24:12 PM] Bodyguard Bu: oh yeah..i'll get you some more...
[06:24:31 PM] Bodyguard Bu: hmm...how do you clean that thing?
[06:24:45 PM] GentleGiant0: who are you!?!
[06:25:10 PM] Bodyguard Bu: oh god....
[06:25:27 PM] Bodyguard Bu: not again.
[06:25:48 PM] Bodyguard Bu: here....i'll put this on the wall....*info*
[06:26:06 PM] GentleGiant0: no, I can't read that, what is that , French?
[06:26:17 PM] Bodyguard Bu: oh...god...
[06:26:25 PM] Bodyguard Bu: you cant read can you?
[06:26:36 PM] GentleGiant0: read?
[06:26:54 PM] Bodyguard Bu: dammit....alright...i'll set up speakers.
[06:27:09 PM] Bodyguard Bu: there
[06:27:32 PM] Bodyguard Bu: now....what do i call you....i cant call you headinajar
[06:28:55 PM] Bodyguard Bu: (this could be a very odd webcomic...)
[06:29:23 PM] Bodyguard Bu: oh...heres bob.
[06:29:24 PM] GentleGiant0: it really could, and sadly enough I can draw somewhat



And thus, It ends....