American Invasion!/My boss is a shit, but whats new?

For the next few days, there's an American navy ship (or something similar) in port, and they all get shore leave.

The cooks on the ship mustn't be the greatest (either that or they like eating fat), because we had 5 of them come through last night about midnight, and they all ordered double cheesburgers.

You've seen Mcdonald's cheeseburgers? Imagine those, stacked on each other, about 3 times, and you get the idea. Big. Full of fat and cheese....and making me sick just thinking about it.

And they all wanted ketchup. I've never had, or figured out what exactly ketchup is. Anyone out there who can describe it?


And, to top it all off, my boss has f*cked up on the roster, and given me two shifts with only 8 hours in between them.One of which was a 10pmto 6am night shift. Say hello to Cranky McNosleep Mike.

Going to have to wash my mouth out with alcohol when I get home.