Insan-o the Cabbie.

There's this one cab driver that I get from time to time when I go to town (we have what you'd call a bus service, but with cabs instead of buses-our bus service sucks), that I'm pretty sure is
A) Pure Evil
B) Insane and Nerotic
Or C) On crack/speed.

She drives like she wants to get arrested, talks nonstop about...well, whatever pops into her head, regardless of the current and previous conversations.

And she sounds like a witch when she laughs.....